South Park (TV Series)

Good Times with Weapons (2004)

Mona Marshall: Linda Stotch, Sheila Broflovski

Quotes 

• [the townsfolk consult with Mayor McDaniels about the incident at the auction] 

  Man #1 : Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change!

  Townsfolk : [amid chatter]  Yeah! I agree!

  Gerald Brofloski : This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! The worst thing!

  Man #2 : Yeah! I mean, there were children watching that auction! And when that little eight-year-old-boy walked up and flashed his... penis... it was an outrage!

  [the adults go into an uproar again] 

  Stan : What?

  Cartman : What?

  Skeeter : Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the... penis! How am I supposed to explain that to her?

  Sheila Broflovski : This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down!

  [the adults go into an uproar again] 

  Mr. Garrison : [shouts]  You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman? What were you thinking?

  Cartman : I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction!

  [the adults go into an uproar again] 

  Kyle : Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons?

  Stan : Just run with it, dude.

  Kyle : [looks around, then stands on his chair]  Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh, my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing. Cartman should be punished!

  [the adults agree, then go into an uproar again] 

  Cartman : Hey, fuck you, Kyle!