- [Cartman's favorite "psalm"]
- Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
- Saddam Hussein: Did you miss me, Buttercup?
- Satan: No, it can't be! You're dead! I killed you!
- Saddam Hussein: Yeah, you killed me. So, where was I gonna go? Detroit?
- Sister Anne: You kids will have to go to your first confession this Tuesday. So, I want you all to go home tonight and think long and hard about all your sins, so that you can tell the priest everything.
- Kenny McCormick: Oh shit!
- Stan Marsh: Dude, you just said "ass". That's a sin!
- Cartman: Oh, now you've said it too.
- Stan Marsh: Oh shit!
- [covers his mouth]
- Stan Marsh: Oh!
- Kenny McCormick: ****! Oops!