The Sopranos (TV Series)

Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office (2000)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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• Christopher Moltisanti : [while Tony grabs him by the mouth]  what's the matter now?

  Tony Soprano : What's the matter? I got a call from Loiaco down at the brokerage firm: your two friends beat the shit out of a broker, two others quit

  Christopher Moltisanti : The guy was pushing some other stock

  Tony Soprano : It attracts negative attention and then the two fucks rip off a Porsche Carrera from our own building

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'll call them

  Tony Soprano : No, you'll go down there... now. What'd you get your license for? You're résumé? I've been telling you, spend more time down at the brokerage firm: you're the fuckin SEC compliance officer for Christ's sake, you gotta show impulse control, ok?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'm sorry

• Christopher Moltisanti : [to Matt and Sean after they enter his office]  sit down

  Christopher Moltisanti : Refresh my memory about this "play" with Webistics

  Matt Bevilaqua : We own four hundred thousand shares "proprietary" at sixty cents, trade on the bulletin board or if we cold call enough senior citizens, "pump and dump"

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to their lack of experience committing crimes]  Yeah, yeah. Listen, you guys ain't spend much time in the NFL, let's face it

  Matt Bevilaqua : The fuck you talkin about? Two years with Eddie Stiggs

  Christopher Moltisanti : Besides waxing Eddie's car

  Sean Gismonte : What we did to Joe in Canada...

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Interrupts him]  then you know when your "bleeding" a guy, you don't "squeeze" him dry right away. "Contrarily", you let him do his bidding, "suavely" so you can "bleed" him next week and the week after... at a minimum

  Matt Bevilaqua : You mean you don't want one of these guys getting pissed and running to the SEC? I mean, is that what you're saying?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Nods]  break it down

  Sean Gismonte : I'm sorry Chris

  Matt Bevilaqua : Webistics is at eighty, when are we dumping the stock?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You'll know that when you "need" to know that