The Sopranos (TV Series)

Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office (2000)

Jerry Adler: Hesh Rabkin

Quotes 

• Hesh : [while entering his office in the Bada Bing strip club Tony's lawyer Neil]  hey Tony

  Tony Soprano : Hey counselor, how are you?

  Neil Mink : You look good huh?

  Tony Soprano : You want a drink?

  Neil Mink : [Referring to Tony including them in on his pump and dump stock market scheme]  no, before we commence a thousand thank you's for Webistics

  Tony Soprano : My pleasure

  Tony Soprano : So what'd we stand this month?

  Neil Mink : Your uncle's petitioning to get out of jail on a medical pending trial

  Hesh : Neil thinks they'll liable to let him out

  Tony Soprano : Let him

  Neil Mink : Maybe as a temptation for you to act, again since you are at the helm it all gets back to putting up bigger blinds really limiting your exposure to potential RICO allegations

  Tony Soprano : Only way to run a family these days is "bunker style..."

  Tony Soprano : [after his cell phone rings and answers it]  excuse me, yeah?

  Carmela Soprano : [Over the phone]  you're not going to believe this, your sister's here

  Tony Soprano : Barbara?

  Carmela Soprano : No, Janice.

  Tony Soprano : You're shitting me

  Carmela Soprano : Nope

  Tony Soprano : Yeah I wonder what the scam is this time. Whatever it is I'm going to be five grand lighter when she rain dances back to the commune. Alright tell her she can stay with us if she wants

  Carmela Soprano : Are you sure?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah we'll get Barbara and Tom down from Brewster and make a family reunion out of it but obviously...

  Carmela Soprano : Your mother's not welcome

  Tony Soprano : [Before hanging up with Carmella]  give Janice my love, see you later

  Tony Soprano : [to Neil and Hesh]  My sisters here from Seattle