- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [when it becomes clear that Don Vittoria, boss of the Naples family, is senile] Ton', you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it.
- Carmela Soprano: You know what the church says about divorce...
- Angie Bompensiero: Oh, *please*! Let the Pope live with him.
- Carmela Soprano: [Angie wants to divorce Pussy] So, what did the lawyer say?
- Angie Bompensiero: He said I have a good case. We'll file on Tuesday.
- Carmela Soprano: So, you're going to take Monday to think. That's good.
- Angie Bompensiero: Monday's a Jewish holiday.
- Angie Bompensiero: Jesus Christ!
- [bursts into tears]
- Rosalie Aprile: Angie. My God! I'm sure he's adjusted to it.
- Angie Bompensiero: Christ, Rosalie! You fucking idiot. I'm not happy Sal is back.
- Carmela Soprano: [surprised] Angie.
- Angie Bompensiero: I'm sad, and depressed. I've thought of killing myself.
- Rosalie Aprile: [to the ladies eavesdropping at the next table] Fuckin' nosy? Eat your manicott!
- Carmela Soprano: Do you remember Angie Bonpensiero?
- Janice Soprano: Angie Belfiore, married Sal Bonpensiero.
- Carmela Soprano: Right, she's thinking of divorcing him.
- Janice Soprano: Halle-fucking-lujah.
- Carmela Soprano: Do you know them?
- Janice Soprano: No, I don't know them, but to be married to a man like that...
- Carmela Soprano: A man like what?
- Janice Soprano: The 'tude, and the fucking medieval outlook.
- Carmela Soprano: He is such an adoring father, though. Three beautiful kids they raised, who are now from a broken home.
- Janice Soprano: No sons, I hope. Three more of his ilk, we don't need.
- Carmela Soprano: He is very macho.
- Janice Soprano: Macho? No. Try swaggering mama's boy, fucking hypocrites, shall we?
- Carmela Soprano: Is that how you see how your brother?
- Janice Soprano: I thought we were talking about Angie.
- [pregnant pause]
- Janice Soprano: I mean these OC pricks, especially with their goomahs, and their prostitues. Emotional cripples, and they expect their wives to live like the fucking nuns at Mt. Carmel College.
- Carmela Soprano: It's not that simple.
- Janice Soprano: Of course not. Madonna/whore is a full equation, I believe. Clothes, appliances, houses...
- Carmela Soprano: [taken aback] You are talking about me. About us.
- Janice Soprano: Carmela, no. I don't know. It's just, a woman of your intelligence, is content to ask so little from life, and from herself.
- Carmela Soprano: Marriage is a holy sacrament.
- Janice Soprano: [realizing she went too far] Okay.
- Carmela Soprano: Family is a sacred institution.
- Janice Soprano: Roger.
- Carmela Soprano: And you? Trying to fan the flames with Richie Aprile, of all people? Talk about old school.
- Janice Soprano: Richie, because of his life experience in prison, has a sensitivity to the plight of women.
- Carmela Soprano: [amused] Oh, my God! I am not even gonna touch that one, but you had me going there for a while. You really did. Oh Janice, honey, I gotta love ya. Really.
- [walks off laughing]
- Annalisa: You don't want to fuck me?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, I do. But I don't shit where I eat.
- Annalisa: Que cosa?
- Tony Soprano: [in broken Italian] Non fare la merdo dove... It's bad business. We're in business.
- Carmela Soprano: So did you hear?
- Gabriella Dante: You're talkin' about the Bonpensieros, right?
- Carmela Soprano: Hang on, Gab, call waiting. It might be Tony from Italy. Hello?
- Rosalie Aprile: I didn't sleep a wink last night. My God. Isn't this awful?
- Carmela Soprano: Did you tell Franny Altieri?
- Rosalie Aprile: OOH! No. She's gonna shit when she hears this.