Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Chip's a Goy (2001)

Stu Levin: Schmuel

Quotes 

• Notch Johnson : [captured and put into slavery]  Oh, Lord. I'm so hot and thirsty. If you hear me, please bring me something to drink.

  Schmuel : Here, drink this. It'll make you feel better.

  Notch Johnson : Thank you. Bless you.

  [taking a sip] 

  Notch Johnson : Ahh, that hit the spot. What do you call this drink?

  Schmuel : Urine.

  [Notch glances at the bowl and back] 

  Schmuel : Well, sometimes you just have to make do.

  Notch Johnson : Actually, it's not bad. But who had the asparagus?