- Kimberlee Clark: [after a volcanic rumble] What was that?
- King Kumonya: Maheinie.
- Kimberlee Clark: Excuse me?
- King Kumonya: Gas escaping from Maheinie.
- Notch Johnson: See, Kimberlee, Mount Maheinie is the island's largest, most active volcano.
- Kimberlee Clark: That sounds dangerous.
- King Kumonya: Only if you piss her off.
- Notch Johnson: Yeah. Let's just say you don't want to be around when Maheinie explodes.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: Chip, can I borrow your robe?
- Chip Rommel: It's all that I'm wearing.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: I know.
- Chip Rommel: [resisting the Mayor's sexual advances] Mayor, how many times do I have to tell you? I'm not interested.
- Mayor Anita Massengil: But I don't understand. No man turns me down. I do everything! And I do mean everything.
- Rucy Roo: If it wasn't for me, you'd be selling your nuts out on the street.
- King Kumonya: What's wrong the life of a dirt farmer? The gods planned it like this, you know.
- Rucy Roo: You stupid fool. Your gods are nothing but fairy tales.
- King Kumonya: [a rumble from Mount Maheinie] No talk that way. You upset the volcano.