- Pete Gilroy: [Yvette walks in on a conversation, not knowing it's about a dog] My Grandson's not only a terrific runner, he's really smart too.
- Yvette: Oh, well maybe he and TJ can hang out together. Is he around TJ's age?
- Pete Gilroy: Well, I don't know, how old are you?
- T.J.: Almost ten, sir.
- Pete Gilroy: Oh, no, he'd be long dead by then.
- Yvette: Oh, I'm so sorry!
- Pete Gilroy: When they're as abnormally large as my Grandson, their hearts tend to crap out.
- Yvette: [crying] I'm going to do the dishes!