Smallville (TV Series)

X-Ray (2001)

Sam Jones III: Pete Ross

Quotes 

• Pete Ross : She wants to kill Lana?

  Clark Kent : Worse, she wants to become Lana.

• Pete Ross : How'd you know she was in there?

  Clark Kent : Because I can see right through the door, Pete.

  Pete Ross : Very funny, Sherlock. How do you think she died?

  Clark Kent : Broken neck.

  [Pete looks at him] 

  Clark Kent : I'm guessing.

• Pete Ross : So you're telling me that Tina Greer can bend her bones like a contortionist and become anybody she wants?

  Clark Kent : I saw it with my own eyes.

  Pete Ross : [laughs]  I'm sorry. This is usually Chloe's territory. I cover girls, football, and general guy stuff; she does the "Tales of the Unexplained". So why don't you give her a call?

  Clark Kent : I did. She said she was busy with something else.

  Pete Ross : You realize that's like getting turned down by the National Enquirer.

  Clark Kent : Tell me again why we're friends?

  Pete Ross : Because even when I think you're whacked, I show up ready to rumble.

• Clark Kent : You guys ever notice anything strange about Tina Greer?

  Chloe Sullivan : Nothing that would require the intense concentration you're exerting to look at her.

  Pete Ross : Mm-mm. The only thing weird about Tina is the amount of time she spends idolizing Lana.

  Chloe Sullivan : Yeah. She's practically her clone.