- Clark Kent: First, you can both stop treating me like the jealous boyfriend... since none of us have actually dated. You wanna be friends, then let's be friends.
- Lana Lang: Is that what you really want?
- Clark Kent: Yeah. It is.
- Lex Luthor: How's your dad?
- Clark Kent: He's okay. It's my mom I'm worried about. She blames herself for the accident.
- Lex Luthor: Well, your mom's taken on a lot and she's trying to find a balance. Believe me, it's not always that easy.
- Clark Kent: [jokingly] Guess I'm just lucky she didn't take a 9-iron to a meter maid's car.
- Lex Luthor: [smiles awkwardly] You heard about that.
- Clark Kent: The town is called Smallville.
- Lex Luthor: I was having a bad day.
- Clark Kent: [grins] Yeah.
- Chloe Sullivan: Now, let's go over the house rules.
- Lana Lang: Okay, and they are?
- Chloe Sullivan: One: do not make your bed until after 5pm, two: don't touch the dishes in the sink until it's overflowing, and three: contrary to my dad's protestations, your bedroom floor is definitely a closet.