Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)

If I Had a Little Hammer (1986)

David Rasche: Sledge Hammer

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Quotes 

• Dori Doreau : Captain, I request that Hammer and I be assigned this case

  Sledge Hammer : No, wait, no, whoa, no way, no I don't do this. I'm in Homicide, I deal in scum suckers, not thumb suckers.

• Sledge Hammer : Look, lady, what is the matter with you, huh? I got money coming out of my ears and you're standing in the way of giving a kid a good home. You oughta see my place. I mean, I got everything. I got a hot tub, I got a barbecue pit, a pool table, I have a whole large collection of adult films on videotape, and a Doberman that needs a playmate. So what's the problem...

  Adoption Agency Manager : [Aghast]  Please leave now!

  Sledge Hammer : And there's a stewardess next door who likes to sunbathe nude, and I need a little tot to put on my shoulders to help to steady the binoculars!

  Adoption Agency Manager : Get out! I wouldn't place Lizzie Borden with you people!

  Sledge Hammer : That's OK, I wouldn't take her. I ordered a boy!

• Sledge Hammer : Doreau? Doreau? Come on, what are you doing? Sleeping on the job is for Air Traffic Controllers, not cops