- Col. Steve Austin: Collins, where would he keep such a notebook?
- Will Collins: Well, normally in his safe, but then, he hasn't been too normal lately.
- Col. Steve Austin: Audrey, you don't have to use that gift of yours all the time. Like I don't have to use bionics. Now if I wanna get to the second floor of a department building, I don't leap up, I can take an elevator.
- Col. Steve Austin: [Audrey is giggling at Steve Austin's disguise] What's so funny?
- Audrey Moss: You look like Clark Gable.
- Col. Steve Austin: That's enough, Scarlett.
- Col. Steve Austin: Here you are, my lady, the pumpkin ride is over.
- Audrey Moss: Oh, gee and I didn't even get to keep my glass slippers. Oh well, thanks for the ride.
- Col. Steve Austin: I just wanted to make sure you didn't run away for a wicked life on the stage. Make sure you got back on the groove.
- Audrey Moss: Yeah, back in the groove...
- Audrey Moss: You're holding Steve prisoner!
- Mark Wharton: I was wondering how soon you'd pick that up.
- [laughs]
- Mark Wharton: You are truly a marvel.