- Tracy Montrose Blair: Why do people have to die?
- Nate Fisher: To make life important. None of us know how long we've got. Which is why we have to make each day matter.
- Nate Fisher: You are one incredibly difficult and sometimes infuriating woman, and I cannot imagine my life without you. Promise me you'll be a better driver. Promise me you'll take care of yourself. Promise me you'll live as long as you can. 'Cause I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. So, if you wanna get married, I'm all for it.
- Mitzi Dalton-Huntley: Hey, fuck you with the "ma'am" shit! You call me that one more time, I'll have your balls on a plate, your spleen on a stick, and your heart bubble-wrapped and Fedexed to your mama, all right?
- David Fisher: You're gay.
- Father Jack: No, I'm not. I'm not. People have always assumed that, but I'm not. Sorry. More scotch?