The Simpsons (TV Series)

You Only Move Twice (1996)

Harry Shearer: Smithers, Man on Video, Announcer #2, Otto, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Mr. Burns, Dr. Hibbert, Principal Skinner, Worker #1, Regular Teacher, First UN Man

Quotes 

• 4th Grade Teacher : [On Bart's first day in his new school the teacher discovers he can't read cursive handwriting]  So, you never learned cursive?

  Bart : Well, I know "hell" and "damn" and "get ben..."

  4th Grade Teacher : No, no! Cursive handwriting! Script! Do you know multiplication tables? Long division?

  Bart : I know *of* them.

  4th Grade Teacher : [Unimpressed]  Hmm.

• Smithers : What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?

• Ned Flanders : Uh, huh-huh... Homer, ah... About those things you borrowed from me over the years, you know, the TV trays, the power sander, the downstairs bathtub... You gonna be... needing those things in Cypress Creek?

  Homer : Yes.

  Ned Flanders : Oh. Uh...

  Homer : [coaches Flanders]  Okily dokily...

  Ned Flanders : Okily dokily!

• Man on Video : [Video advertising Cypress Creek]  Cypress Creek, where dreams come true!

  [Disclaimer] 

  Man on Video : Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.