The Simpsons (TV Series)

Worst Episode Ever (2001)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• [after Bart and Milhouse are left in charge of the comic book shop] 

  Milhouse : Okay, here's Comic Book Guy's instructions: A carton of malted milk balls, one box confectioner's sugar, a can of chocolate frosting...

  Bart : That's just his shopping list.

  Milhouse : No, it's his instructions.

• Bart : [to Milhouse, about the boxes of Biclops comic books]  How could you spend all our money on a comic book published by LensCrafters? We'll never sell these. Birds won't even use them in their nests.

  [Bird Cawing] 

  Milhouse : Okay! So I made one bad decision!

  Bart : It's my fault for leaving you in charge. Sometimes I forget how young you are.

  Milhouse : I'm only three months younger than you.

  Bart : Oh, look. You're getting cranky. You haven't had your juice.

  Milhouse : Well, my straw broke off in the carton. That's not the point! We're supposed to be partners! And you're pushing me around like a Playskool corn popper.

  Bart : [Chuckles]  It's a vacuum cleaner, Milhouse.

  Milhouse : [clearly frustrated]  Whatever! I demand respect! I have feelings! I'm a human boy, just like you!

  Bart : [completely oblivious]  Shh. Use your indoor voice.

  Milhouse : [fed up with Bart's selfishness]  Okay, that's it!

  [charges and lunges at him for a fight, but a commercial break occurs before the ugly part happens]