The Simpsons (TV Series)
Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two (1995)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Lisa : [in Chief Wiggum's surrealistic dream, a la "Twin Peaks"] Chief Wiggum... Don't... Eat... The... Clues.
[Wiggum looks down at his hand and sees he's holding a burning playing card. Lisa holds up a burning Ace]
Lisa : This suit burns better... Look.
Chief Wiggum : Come again?
Lisa : Better... look... burns suit.
Chief Wiggum : I'm not following you.
Lisa : Burns's suit. Burns's suit.
Chief Wiggum : What?
Lisa : [normal voice] Look at Burns's suit! Sheesh!
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Lisa : Nancy Drew says that all a person needs to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this.
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Lisa Simpson : Don't shoot my dad! He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
Montgomery Burns : [opening the door, she and Wiggum see Homer shaking Burns] Ho-mer Simp-son! Ho-mer Simp-son!
Homer Simpson : Stop telling them it was me! I'll kill you for saying it was me.
Montgomery Burns : What is the meaning of this? Smithers, who is this beast that's shaking me?
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Lisa : Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this.
Marge Simpson : Mmm... I think you're a little young to be investigating an attempted murder. Why don't you try to solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?
Bart : Who wants chocolate ice cream?
Homer Simpson : Me, me, me!