The Simpsons (TV Series)

When You Dish Upon a Star (1998)

Ron Howard: Ron Howard

Quotes 

• Ron Howard : Do I smell vodka... and wheatgrass?

  Homer Simpson : It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?

  Ron Howard : Yeah, okay.

• [Kim Basinger is working out, Homer is coaching her] 

  Homer : And stretch. And strain. And hyperextend. Keep those knees rigid. Jerk that lower back.

  Kim Basinger : I'm getting some shooting pains in my neck...

  Homer : That's right, force it. Whip that neck.

  [Alec Baldwin enters the room] 

  Alec Baldwin : Does anybody know where this came from?

  Homer : Oh, there's that script I wrote. Where did you find it?

  Alec Baldwin : It was on my pillow.

  Homer : The important thing is, it has the perfect part for you. For either of you. It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct.

  Ron Howard : No, I'm not.

  Homer : Well, he expressed an interest.

  Ron Howard : No, I didn't.

  Homer : Did too.