The Simpsons (TV Series)
When You Dish Upon a Star (1998)
Kim Basinger: Kim Basinger
Quotes
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Kim Basinger : Wow, Homer. You got everything. Even the Oscar polish!
Alec Baldwin : Honey, don't you think you've polished that enough? You're taking the finish off.
Kim Basinger : When you win one, you can take care of it how you want.
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Kim Basinger : Let's get him!
Alec Baldwin : And this time, it's personal.
[Kim and Ron Howard stare at him]
Alec Baldwin : What? It is personal! He's got our underpants!
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[Kim Basinger is working out, Homer is coaching her]
Homer : And stretch. And strain. And hyperextend. Keep those knees rigid. Jerk that lower back.
Kim Basinger : I'm getting some shooting pains in my neck...
Homer : That's right, force it. Whip that neck.
[Alec Baldwin enters the room]
Alec Baldwin : Does anybody know where this came from?
Homer : Oh, there's that script I wrote. Where did you find it?
Alec Baldwin : It was on my pillow.
Homer : The important thing is, it has the perfect part for you. For either of you. It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct.
Ron Howard : No, I'm not.
Homer : Well, he expressed an interest.
Ron Howard : No, I didn't.
Homer : Did too.
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Homer Simpson : What are you two big Hollywood stars doing in good old Springfield?
Kim Basinger : Sometimes we need to get away from Hollywood. L.A. is just so phony.
Homer Simpson : Well, why don't you just move to, say, Bethesda?
Alec Baldwin : Not phony enough.
Kim Basinger : What we really like here is the privacy. Most people don't even know where Springfield is.
Homer Simpson : Yeah. Tell you the truth, I'm not even sure.
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Alec Baldwin : Okay, you're on. But look, nobody knows we're in Springfield, and we wanna keep it that way.
Kim Basinger : Will you promise to keep out secret?
Homer Simpson : Absolutely. If you promise to keep mine.
Alec Baldwin : Okay. What is it?
Homer Simpson : [shamefully] I can't read.
Kim Basinger : But you just read that card from the Gersh Agency.
Homer Simpson : I recognized the logo.