The Simpsons (TV Series)

Weekend at Burnsie's (2002)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : [Homer tries his first medical marijuana in the bedroom, the smoke comes through the closed door and downstairs to where Marge, Lisa, and Bart are]  What is that billowing down the stairs?

  [Gasps] 

  Marge Simpson : It's smoke!

  Lisa Simpson : [Sniffs]  It smells like the art teacher's office.

• Marge Simpson : [Homer is naming off the crows in his bedroom]  Homer, I'm not sure I'm comfortable sleeping with a group of crows in the bedroom in the night.

  Homer Simpson : It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.

  Marge Simpson : I'm going to go sleep on the couch tonight.

• Marge Simpson : [Homer comes home with a new suit]  Where did you get that suit?

  Homer Simpson : Woah, woah, one question at a time.

  [Points to Marge] 

  Homer Simpson : Yes, you?

  Marge Simpson : Homer, I am getting really worried you are going overboard with this. We are out of clothespins, there are half-eaten cupcakes all around the house, and the curtains smell like doob.

  Homer Simpson : Well I got news for you: I just got promoted and it's all thanks to yes-I-cannabis!

  [Homer walks away] 

  Homer Simpson : We have a kitchen?