The Simpsons (TV Series)

Viva Ned Flanders (1999)

Harry Shearer: Kent Brockman, Waylon Smithers, Montgomery Burns, Lenny, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Suicycle Announcer, Croupier #1

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says "Think"?

  Homer : You mean Lisa?

• Ned Flanders : Gosh darn it! Am I that pre-diddly-ictable?

• Ned Flanders : [Notepad in hand]  I'm ready to learn, Homer. Just give me the topic sentence.

  Homer Simpson : Give me that!

  [Throws Ned's notepad out the window] 

  Homer Simpson : That's your problem. You're living up here.

  [Points at head] 

  Homer Simpson : You should be living down here...

  [Lowers finger an inch] 

  Homer Simpson : ... in the impulse zone.

• Ned Flanders : I'll have a Shirley... No, a virgin... No, a children's... Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!

• Homer Simpson : What if we switched wives? Would that help?

  Ned Flanders : For the last time, NO!

• Ned Flanders : The lights, the noise, the letter X. It's all designed to inflame the senses. I'm overstimulated. I've gotta get out of this town!

• Homer Simpson : [to Ned Flanders, as he locks the car doors]  I think you'll find that escape is quite impossible.

  Ned Flanders : [Unlocks the door]  No, I got it!

• Homer Simpson : Well, well, so flawless Flanders needs help from stinky pants Simpson.

  Ned Flanders : Haha, yeah I guess I do.

  Homer Simpson : Welly, welly, welly, Mr. Clean wants to hang with Dirty Dingus McGee

  Ned Flanders : How about it Homer, will you teach me the secrets of your intoxicating lust for life?

  Homer Simpson : Wellity, wellity, wellity...

  Ned Flanders : Stop that! Will you help me or not?

  Homer Simpson : Let's do it.