The Simpsons (TV Series)

Trilogy of Error (2001)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Linguo, Chief Wiggum, Cletus, Dr. Nick Riviera, Lou, Sea Captain

Quotes 

• Lisa : Almost done. Just lay still.

  Linguo : Lie still.

  Lisa : I knew that. Just testing.

  Linguo : Sentence fragment.

  Lisa : Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment.

  [Linguo's eyes move back and forth as it thinks] 

  Linguo : Must conserve battery power.

  [Linguo shuts itself down] 

• Dr. Nick : 'Inflammable' means flammable? What a country.

• Louie : Hey, They's throwin' robots!

  Linguo : They *are* throwing robots.

  Legs : It's disrespecting us. Shut up a'you face!

  Linguo : Shut up *your* face.

  Legs : Whatsa' matta you?

  Louie : You ain't so big.

  Legs : Me an' him are gonna' whack you in the labonza!

  Linguo : Mmmm... Bad... Bad grammar overload! Error! Error!

  [Linguo explodes] 

• Chief Wiggum : Your mission is to find the firework smugglers and get them to say something incriminating on this tape.

  [Looks at tape] 

  Bart : Hootie and the Blowfish?

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tape.

• Homer : Here, little fella.

  [Homer pours beer into Linguo's mouth] 

  Lisa : Dad, no!

  Linguo : Error!

  Homer : I'm sorry. I thought he was a party robot.

  Lisa : Oh. This is why I can't have nice things! Grrr... every time I design a robot, somebody comes along and breaks it.

• Homer : [after Linguo explodes]  Linguo, dead?

  Linguo : Linguo is... dead.

• Chief Wiggum : [answer machine]  9-1-1. This better be good.

• Chief Wiggum : Here we are, 123 Fake Street. The home of Knifey Wifey!

• Chief Wiggum : [Wiggum thinks he's killed Bart and Milhouse, his snitches during a sting operation by blurting out Fat Tony's name over a hidden radio, and then hears what sounds like gunshots]  My bad.

• Chief Wiggum : [as he and his men close in on 123 Fake Street, which turned out to be real along]  Here we are. 123 Fake Street. The home of Knifey Wifey.

  Lou : Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.

  Chief Wiggum : Ah, sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy.

  [Eddie then follows Lou's example and holds his gun sideways too]