- [Ned sees himself shooting Homer while touching him]
- Homer Simpson: So, what I die of? Too much happiness? Naked girl avalalche?
- Ned Flanders: Um, you die eating a submarine sandwhich.
- Homer Simpson: What kind of bread?
- Ned Flanders: Uh, country parmesan?
- Homer Simpson: Woo who!
- Ned Flanders: Don't worry, kids. I am not going to shoot your father.
- Homer Simpson: Flanders? Shoot me?
- [laughs]
- Homer Simpson: You've never killed anyone and now you're gonna start with the big dog?
- Ned Flanders: Homer, don't tempt the gods, er, I mean God. There's one God; only one. Well, sometimes there's three.
- [Ned has the ability to foresee one's death]
- Ned Flanders: Homer, you will die eating a submarine sandwich.
- Homer: What kind of bread is it?
- Ned Flanders: Country parmesan.
- Homer: Woo-hoo!
- Professor Frink: This comically large capsule has lifetime supplies of niacin, thiamin and riboflavin-glavin!
- [first lines]
- [Marge sees Homer constantly throwing a bowling ball on the roof]
- Marge Simpson: Homer, what are you doing?
- Homer Simpson: Trying to get a frisbee off the roof.