The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror V (1994)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum

Quotes 

• [a ghostly Moe appears in the hotel's bar] 

  Moe Szyslak : So, what'll it be, Homer?

  Homer Simpson : Moe, gimme a beer!

  Moe Szyslak : No. Not unless you kill your family.

  Homer Simpson : Why should I kill my family?

  Moe Szyslak : Uh, they'd be much happier as ghosts.

  Homer Simpson : You don't look so happy.

  Moe Szyslak : Oh, I'm happy! I'm very happy! La-la-la-la-la-la-la! See? Now waste your family, I'll give you a beer!

• Moe : Homer, it's Moe. Uh, look, some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.

  Homer Simpson : Can't murder now, eating.

  Moe : Oh, for crying out loud. Come on!

• Marge : [on radio]  Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.

  Chief Wiggum : Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.