The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror IX (1998)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney, Krusty, Itchy, Poochie, Kodos
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Quotes
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Krusty the Clown : [dressed as a vampire; reading from an offscreen cue card] Hey, hey! Tonight I'm going to suck!
[pauses in confusion; reads from another card]
Krusty the Clown : Your blood.
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[Homer is dressed in tattered clothes, and eating beans from a can]
Marge Simpson : Oh, Homer you're not going as a hobo again?
Homer Simpson : Going where?
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Bart Simpson : [pushes his food away] I just lost my appetite.
Lisa Simpson : [pushes her food away] Me, too.
Homer Simpson : [grabs Lisa's food] Wait, mine came back!
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Marge Simpson : [after the aliens left] Suckers!
Homer Simpson : [to Maggie] Come on, Maggie. Let's go home.
Maggie : [removes pacifier] Very well, I'll drive!
[laughs]
Maggie : I need blood.
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Homer Simpson : [singing] Mama took those batteries / She took them away / Mama took those batteries / Size double-A!
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Homer Simpson : [after he pulls Maggie's legs off] Look, Marge! Maggie lost her baby legs!
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon : Snake? You're dead!
Homer Simpson : I know you are, but what am I?
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Homer Simpson : [the evil tupee grabs Bart's face] I'll show you hair!
[Homer punches Bart four times]
Bart Simpson : Ow, that's my face you idiot!
Homer Simpson : IDIOT! Why you little!
[strangles Bart]
Homer Simpson : I'll show you! I'll kill you!