The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror IX (1998)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• [Homer is dressed in tattered clothes, and eating beans from a can] 

  Marge Simpson : Oh, Homer you're not going as a hobo again?

  Homer Simpson : Going where?

• Marge : Homer, Kang is Maggie's father.

  Homer : You intergalactic hussy.

  [cries] 

  Homer : Was he better than me?

• Marge Simpson : [after the aliens left]  Suckers!

  Homer Simpson : [to Maggie]  Come on, Maggie. Let's go home.

  Maggie : [removes pacifier]  Very well, I'll drive!

  [laughs] 

  Maggie : I need blood.

• Marge Simpson : Wow! If your fly weren't open, you'd look just like Roger Moore!

• Scratchy : Hey, you're beautiful.

  Marge : Aww. Look who's found a new love. That means you'll have to be neutered.

  Scratchy : [grabbing himself]  NOOOOOOO!

• Marge Simpson : [as the Jerry Springer show goes to commercial]  I am so

  [Bleep] 

  Marge Simpson : embarrassed!

• Marge Simpson : I can't believe it. Jerry Springer couldn't solve our problem.

  Lisa Simpson : And now he's dead.