The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror (1990)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• The House : You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly. Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and booooil. Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurst. And some horrible stuuuuuuuff, possibly your braiiiiin, will start coming out through your noooooooose.

  Marge Simpson : [Infuriated]  SHUSH! SHUT UP! QUIT TRYING TO PUSH US AROUND, STOP SAYING THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS AND SHOW SOME MANNERS!

  [normal tone] 

  Marge Simpson : Look at me, I've never been so angry my hands are shaking.

  Homer : Better than your eyes bursting, ew.

• Lisa Simpson : Why are you trying to scare us, Are you trying to keep us from getting close to you maybe even loving you.

  The House : Leave me alone!

  Marge Simpson : Don't talk to her like that!

  The House : Hey listen lady!

  Marge Simpson : [Extremely offended and mad]  OH, don't call me lady my name is Marge Simpson this is my family we're not going anywhere, we're all going to have to live together so you better get used to it.

• Marge Simpson : This family has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before.

• Marge Simpson : You speak English.

  Kang : I am actually speaking Rigellian; by an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.

• Kang : We offered you paradise. You would have experienced emotions a hundred times greater than what you call "Love". And a thousand times greater than what you call "Fun". You would have been treated like Gods, and lived forever in beauty, but now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be.

  Marge Simpson : Um, for a superior race they really rub it in.

• Marge Simpson : I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.

  Homer : Don't be so stubborn! We're not talking about a few dollars, we're talking about a few thousand dollars.

• Serak the Preparer : Here you go, earthlings. Take all you want but eat all you take.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, thank you very much, Mister...

  Serak the Preparer : To pronounce it correctly, I would have to pull out your tongue.