The Simpsons (TV Series)
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Emperor, Barney
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : If we want to see Japanese people, we can just go to the zoo.
Marge Simpson : [mortified] Homer!
Homer Simpson : What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese... his name is Takashi... he's in my book club.
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Marge Simpson : You liked "Rashomon".
Homer Simpson : That's not how I remember it.
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Homer Simpson : [about his time in a Japanese prison] I had to do a stupid Kabuki play about the 47 Ronin, I wanted to be Yoshi but they made me Ori.
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Lisa Simpson : Wow dad, you're surfing like a pro.
Homer Simpson : Oh yeah. I'm betting on Jai Alai in the Cayman Islands, I invested in something called News Corp...
Lisa Simpson : Dad, that's Fox!
Homer Simpson : Augh! Undo! Undo!
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Homer Simpson : Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.
Bart Simpson : And?
Homer Simpson : Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.
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Lisa Simpson : Now, can we do something that is Japanese?
Marge Simpson : Oh, I know that you wanna visit Japan, honey but we're down to our million yen
[pulls a yen bill out of her hair]
Homer Simpson : Here
[Takes the yen bill and makes an origami craine]
Homer Simpson : It's a craine they say it brings luck.
Marge Simpson : Careful Homer, we need that money to get home.
[Then the wind picks up and blows the bill away]
Homer Simpson : [In Japanese] D'oh!
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Lisa Simpson : Hey look. There's a cybor cafe opening right here in Springfield. Will you take me dad? Please! I'll show you how to order pizza over the internet.
Homer Simpson : The internet? Is that thing still around?
Bart Simpson : I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.
Lisa Simpson : Bart, the internet is more than a global pornography network, it's a...
[Homer honks his car horn]
Homer Simpson : Come on Lisa, monkeys!
[Lisa groans]
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Marge : Ooh. I never knew Jim Belushi made so many movies.
Homer : Yeah, isn't it amazing? They're filming one right now in the bathroom. It's gonna be on towards the end of the flight.
[a camera crew films Jim Belushi walking down the aisle]
Belushi : Toga. Toga. Toga 2000.
Homer : Marge. They stole my idea.
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Homer : Oh well. At least we'll die doing what we love: inhaling molten rock.