The Simpsons (TV Series)

Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (1999)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Todd Flanders

Quotes 

• Marge : Every truckload of fish we gut brings us 31 cents closer to those tickets home.

  Bart : And I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do

  [guts some fishes] 

  Bart : knife goes in, guts come out, knife goes in, guts come out

  [pulls out a talking fish] 

  Fish : Spare my life and I will grant you three...

  Bart : [guts the talking fish]  Knife goes in, guts come out.

• Japanese Stewardess : [Seeing Bart playing his Game Boy]  I'm sorry, you should not have on any electronic devices.

  Bart Simpson : You're the boss.

  [Bart turns off his Game Boy, then the plane takes a nose dive] 

  Japanese Stewardess : [Frantically]  Turn it back on, turn it back on!

• Homer Simpson : Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.

  Bart Simpson : And?

  Homer Simpson : Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.

• Lisa Simpson : Hey look. There's a cybor cafe opening right here in Springfield. Will you take me dad? Please! I'll show you how to order pizza over the internet.

  Homer Simpson : The internet? Is that thing still around?

  Bart Simpson : I know a website that shows monkeys doing it.

  Lisa Simpson : Bart, the internet is more than a global pornography network, it's a...

  [Homer honks his car horn] 

  Homer Simpson : Come on Lisa, monkeys!

  [Lisa groans]