The Simpsons (TV Series)
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (1999)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
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Quotes
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Marge : Every truckload of fish we gut brings us 31 cents closer to those tickets home.
Bart : And I think I've finally found what I was put on this earth to do
[guts some fishes]
Bart : knife goes in, guts come out, knife goes in, guts come out
[pulls out a talking fish]
Fish : Spare my life and I will grant you three...
Bart : [guts the talking fish] Knife goes in, guts come out.
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Homer Simpson : If we want to see Japanese people, we can just go to the zoo.
Marge Simpson : [mortified] Homer!
Homer Simpson : What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese... his name is Takashi... he's in my book club.
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Marge Simpson : You liked "Rashomon".
Homer Simpson : That's not how I remember it.
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Lisa Simpson : Now, can we do something that is Japanese?
Marge Simpson : Oh, I know that you wanna visit Japan, honey but we're down to our million yen
[pulls a yen bill out of her hair]
Homer Simpson : Here
[Takes the yen bill and makes an origami craine]
Homer Simpson : It's a craine they say it brings luck.
Marge Simpson : Careful Homer, we need that money to get home.
[Then the wind picks up and blows the bill away]
Homer Simpson : [In Japanese] D'oh!
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Wink, the Game Show Host : Welcome to our contestants from America, the Simpson family.
Marge Simpson : [bowing] You honor us!
Wink, the Game Show Host : Don't patronize me.
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Marge : Ooh. I never knew Jim Belushi made so many movies.
Homer : Yeah, isn't it amazing? They're filming one right now in the bathroom. It's gonna be on towards the end of the flight.
[a camera crew films Jim Belushi walking down the aisle]
Belushi : Toga. Toga. Toga 2000.
Homer : Marge. They stole my idea.
