The Simpsons (TV Series)
They Saved Lisa's Brain (1999)
Harry Shearer: Promo Guy, Announcer, Doctor Hibbert, Marty, Otto, Rainier Wolfcastle, Lenny, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Reverend Lovejoy, Kent Brockman
Quotes
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Dr. Hibbert : [Mensa Club is giving a public speech] When are we going to get to my speech?
Comic Book Guy : Quit butting in please. Your IQ is a mere 155 while mine is a muscular 170.
[singing to the Star Trek theme]
Comic Book Guy : I am smart. Much smarter than you. Hibbert!
Professor Frink : You should all do what I do. My IQ is 199 for crying out glaving.
[Accidentally bumps his head]
Professor Frink : 198... 197.
Stephen Hawking : Big deal. My IQ is 280.
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Stephen Hawking : I don't know which is a bigger disappointment: my failure to formulate a unified field theory or you.
Principal Skinner : I don't like your tone.
Stephen Hawking : If you're looking for trouble, you found it.
Principal Skinner : Yeah, just try me, you
[gets punched in the face]
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Principal Skinner : Excuse me, gentlemen. Might I take a peak at your gazebo reservation form?
Lenny : Beat it!
Principal Skinner : [laughs] Yes, well, we each have a good case.
Carl : What part of "beat it" didn't you understand?
Principal Skinner : Hmm, I guess it would be the "it". I'm not exactly sure to what that refers, it's a...
Principal Skinner : [gets hit by a beer can] Aaaho!
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Lisa : What are you doing here?
Stephen Hawking : I have come to see your utopia. But now I see it's more of a frutopia.
Principal Skinner : I guess what doctor Hawking means is...
[gets interrupted]
Stephen Hawking : SILENCE. I don't need anyone to speak for me, except this voice box. You people have been clearly been corrupted by power. For shame.
