The Simpsons (TV Series)

They Saved Lisa's Brain (1999)

Hank Azaria: Carl, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Frink, Comic Book Guy

Quotes 

• Dr. Hibbert : [Mensa Club is giving a public speech]  When are we going to get to my speech?

  Comic Book Guy : Quit butting in please. Your IQ is a mere 155 while mine is a muscular 170.

  [singing to the Star Trek theme] 

  Comic Book Guy : I am smart. Much smarter than you. Hibbert!

  Professor Frink : You should all do what I do. My IQ is 199 for crying out glaving.

  [Accidentally bumps his head] 

  Professor Frink : 198... 197.

  Stephen Hawking : Big deal. My IQ is 280.

• Comic Book Guy : [Sarcastically]  Yeah. Everyone's *real* happy then.

  Lindsey Naegle : Do I detect a note of sarcasm?

  Professor Frink : [Looking at the screen of a beeping gadget]  Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts!

  Comic Book Guy : [Extremely sarcastic]  Oh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a *real* useful invention!

  [the sarcasm detector starts beeping frantically and then explodes from overload] 

• Lisa : My family never talks about library standards. And every time I try to steer the conversation that way, they make me feel like a nerd.

  Comic Book Guy : We are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?

  [open his jacket to show off his shirt] 

  Lisa : [reading the shirt]  "C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN".

  [laughs] 

  Lisa : Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny.

  Professor Frink : Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio."

• Principal Skinner : Excuse me, gentlemen. Might I take a peak at your gazebo reservation form?

  Lenny : Beat it!

  Principal Skinner : [laughs]  Yes, well, we each have a good case.

  Carl : What part of "beat it" didn't you understand?

  Principal Skinner : Hmm, I guess it would be the "it". I'm not exactly sure to what that refers, it's a...

  Principal Skinner : [gets hit by a beer can]  Aaaho!