- Kent Brockman: The phony pope can be identified by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.
- [Lisa tells Homer about Thomas Edison]
- Homer: No one man can do all that. You're a liar, honey. A dirty, rotten liar.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.
- Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like, honey!
- Marge: I've brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brainfood. I guess that's because there's so much dolphin in it.