The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Wandering Juvie (2004)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Clerk #2, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Krusty the Clown, Itchy, Inmate #3, Window Man
Quotes
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Warden : So why do you want to become a Juvinal Hall prison guard?
Homer : I believe the children are our future, unless we stop 'em now!
Warden : Welcome aboard.
[the warden holds up a nightstick]
Warden : This end's for beating, this end's for holding.
[gives it to Homer]
Homer : Uh-huh. When does training start?
Warden : It just finished.
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Marge Simpson : [crying] My baby boy is in jail. I'm the worst mom in the world!
Homer : It's not all your fault. All these years I watched you turn our son into a time bomb and yet I did nothing. So in a way, I too am a victim. Of you.
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Mayor Quimby : If anyone asks, you're my niece.
Quimby's niece : I am your niece.
Mayor Quimby : Oh god, I'm an abomination.