The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (1997)

Hank Azaria: Chief Wiggum, Waiter, Moe Szyslak, Sea Captain

Quotes 

• Moe : May I have this dance?

  Woman : [walking away]  It's all yours.

• Moe : Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.

  Grampa : Yeah - "All Quiet on the Western Front".

• Chief Wiggum : Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose.

• [Ralph is lying in bed] 

  Ralph : Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.

  Chief Wiggum : You'll wear 'em till you learn, son.

• Moe : All right, I guess I might as well come clean. I'm not real good with women, and I really wanted to do ya, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it's possessed by the dead spirit of my best friend's father.

• Moe : I'm so desperately lonely.

  [the studio audience erupts into laughter]