The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Principal and the Pauper (1997)

Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [Homer is driving the family car]  Okay, once more. Where are we going?

  Mrs. Krabappel : To Capitol City.

  Homer Simpson : And why are you and the old lady in the car?

  [Camera pulls back to reveal Mrs. Krabappel and Mrs. Skinner sitting next to him] 

  Agnes Skinner : We're going to talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back.

  Homer Simpson : And why is Marge here?

  [Camera pulls back again to reveal Marge riding shotgun] 

  Marge Simpson : I came up with the idea.

  Homer Simpson : And why am I here?

  Marge Simpson : Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies.

  Homer Simpson : And why are the kids here?

  [Camera pulls back to reveal Bart, Lisa and Maggie in the back seat, sticking their heads out of the window] 

  Marge Simpson : Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.

  Homer Simpson : Then why is Grandpa here?

  [Camera pulls back to reveal that the kids are sitting in Grandpa's lap] 

  Abe Simpson : Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!

  [Jasper turns his head around, revealing he is riding in the very rear] 

• Sgt. Seymour Skinner : You know, where I come from, there's no better way to get acquainted by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance together.

  [to Bart] 

  Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Why don't you lead us, son?

  Bart Simpson : Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America.

  [makes a farting noise, the kids laugh] 

  Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Well, that's very concise. But it's an insult to everything I suffered for. Now take a seat, junior, and listen to someone who gave their youth in service to their country. Mrs. "Crabapple", the pledge, please?

  Mrs. Krabappel : You haven't dealt with women for a long time, have you, Sergeant?

  Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Are you asking me out?