The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Principal and the Pauper (1997)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• [Bart is preparing a batch of appetizers for Skinner's party] 

  Lisa : What's with the dog food?

  Bart : My theory is - Skinner likes dog food.

  [both leave, Homer walks in the room] 

  Homer : Ooh, a fresh batch of American balls.

• Sgt. Seymour Skinner : You know, where I come from, there's no better way to get acquainted by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance together.

  [to Bart] 

  Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Why don't you lead us, son?

  Bart Simpson : Hey, America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America.

  [makes a farting noise, the kids laugh] 

  Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Well, that's very concise. But it's an insult to everything I suffered for. Now take a seat, junior, and listen to someone who gave their youth in service to their country. Mrs. "Crabapple", the pledge, please?

  Mrs. Krabappel : You haven't dealt with women for a long time, have you, Sergeant?

  Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Are you asking me out?

• Superintendant Chalmers : Your new principal would like to say a few words. Remember, you have to respect him. He's a war hero.

  Nelson Muntz : Ha Ha!

• [Skinner rides his bike, passing nearby Bart and other children] 

  Bart : [confused]  Principal Skinner?

  Principal Skinner : Up yours, children!