The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Principal and the Pauper (1997)
Hank Azaria: Superintendant Chalmers
Quotes
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Superintendant Chalmers : Now let's clear this up. Who exactly are you?
Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Sergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
Principal Skinner : It's true. I was in his platoon. But, they said you were killed on that scouting mission.
Sgt. Seymour Skinner : No, just captured. It's kind of a funny story, really. After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp, I was sold to China for slave labor. And since '77 I've been making sneakers at gunpoint in a sweatshop in Boo-Haun.
Marge Simpson : That's not a funny story.
Sgt. Seymour Skinner : Well, I guess you had to be there.
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Superintendant Chalmers : Good lord! The rod up that man's butt, must have a rod up its butt!
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Superintendant Chalmers : Your new principal would like to say a few words. Remember, you have to respect him. He's a war hero.
Nelson Muntz : Ha Ha!