The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Old Man and the Key (2002)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Movie Frat Guy #2, Itchy & Scratchy Hour Announcer, Itchy, Charlie Callas, Chorus Man
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Quotes
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Homer Simpson : [They get off the bus] Here we are. Branson, Missouri.
Bronson Man : [Looks and sound like Charles Bronson] No, pally. This is Bronson, Missouri.
Lisa Simpson : Well, how do we get to Branson?
Bronson Lady : Number 10 bus.
Bronson Kid : [Sounds like Charles Bronson] Hey, Ma, how about some cookies?
Bronson Lady : No dice.
Bronson Kid : This ain't over.
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Homer Simpson : He has to learn the way my dad made me learn.
Marge Simpson : He is your dad!
[pause]
Homer Simpson : Cosmic.
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Grampa : We're the baddest punks in our age bracket!
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Marge Simpson : Homer, there is no XFL this year. The league folded.
Homer Simpson : Who... who told you?
Marge Simpson : Last year's MVP. He sweeps toenails at the hair salon.
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Grampa : Next stop, Branson, Missouri!
Bart Simpson : Can I tag along?
Grampa : Sure, why not? School ain't doing you any favors.
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Marge Simpson : It's Grandpa!
Homer Simpson : Munster?
Marge Simpson : No, Simpson.
Homer Simpson : [Stomps his foot like Herman Munster] Oh, darn, darn, darn!