The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Mansion Family (2000)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• [the city of Springfield is having an illegal party in the ocean, about 300 yards from American territorial waters] 

  Bart : [on megaphone]  What are you gonna do now, Coast Guard? Huh? You can't arrest us or do anything to us. Lousy Americans...

  Coast Guard : [on megaphone]  We can't hear you. Come 300 yards closer.

• Bart : [riding his bike through Mr. Burns' mansion, he knocks a table and vase over]  I'm Al Unser, Jr.!

  Lisa Simpson : [on a horse and jumping over the debris]  I'm Princess Margaret!

  Homer Simpson : [following on a lawnmower]  I'm drunk!