The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Lastest Gun in the West (2002)

Dennis Weaver: Buck McCoy

Quotes 

• Marge : You know, you have to stop drinking?

  Buck McCoy : What do you care?

  Marge : I don't know. I just naturally I assumed that it was any of my business.

• [Buck's house is garnished with steakhouse paraphernalia] 

  Bart : Wow. It's like you're living in a steakhouse.

  Buck McCoy : Why, thank you. Most people just mutter that.

• Marge Simpson : I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children.

  Buck McCoy : Well that ad was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.

  Marge Simpson : Oh...

• Buck McCoy : [mounting his horse indoors]  To the laundry room! Yee-haw!

  [the horse moves a few inches forward, and Buck dismounts] 

  Buck McCoy : Here we are.

• Buck McCoy : [narrating the his clips]  In the '50s, I did a TV show. It only lasted a year, but we did 360 episodes, all of them great. I did the commercials myself.

• Buck McCoy : in seemed the 70s it seemed westerns were out and detective shows were in all they had me do was shoot hippies.