- Marge Simpson: Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net, which he never uses. He spent my last three birthdays in jail, called out his bowling ball's name during sex...
- [Lisa is learning Italian from an audio tape]
- Voice on Tape: "Voglio affittare una barca piccola." I would like to rent a small boat.
- Lisa Simpson: "Voglio affittare una barca piccola."
- Voice on Tape: "Progetto di scaricare questo corpo nell'oceano." I plan to dump this body in the ocean.
- Lisa Simpson: Huh?
- [She looks at the tape case. It is labeled ""Italian for Italian-Americans"]
- Voice on Tape: Ciò è che cosa ottenete per fare le domande! This is what you get for asking questions!
- [gunshots ring out on the tape]