The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Last Temptation of Krusty (1998)

Tress MacNeille: Reporter, Agnes Skinner

Quotes 

• Reporter : [When Krusty announces his retirement from show business]  But, Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?

  Krusty the Clown : 'Cause comedy ain't funny anymore. Instead of time-tested jokes about women drivers and doctor bills, you got some big-chin schlub reading typos from the Palookaville Post. Well, here's a headline for you: "Nobody cares."

  [Everyone laughs] 

  Jay Leno : Hey, I washed your hair.