The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Last Temptation of Krusty (1998)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : From now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
Bart Simpson : Dad!
Homer Simpson : You too, Bart!
Marge Simpson : Oh, knock it off, Homer, you're the fattest one in the car!
Homer Simpson : [shocked, hurt] You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
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[Homer walks into the bathroom to use the lavatory]
Bart Simpson : Dad!
Homer : [laughs] Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.
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Bart Simpson : What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer Simpson : Well, maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him!
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Bart Simpson : And then of course there's Mom who sounds something like this.
[Bart ties a blue blanket around his head to resemble Marge's hair]
Bart Simpson : [in a shaky voice] Eat your vegetables. Take a sweater. I don't think that's a good idea.
[groans]
Homer Simpson : [Homer and Lisa laugh] Take that, Marge!
[Marge groans]
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Bart Simpson : [to Jay Leno] Anyway, don't you have some advice for Krusty?
Jay Leno : Well, these days, people like observational humor about things they deal with in everyday life.
Krusty the Clown : Oh, yeah. You mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they're still covered with schmutz?
Jay Leno : Well, kind of, but more universal. And maybe lose the "me so solly" bit.
Bart Simpson : Hey, whoa, whoa. Let's not tamper with a classic.
Krusty the Clown : Shut up, kid. Come on, Leno. Tamper, teach, impart.
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Bart Simpson : Oh, P-U, what where you drinking, gasoline?
Krusty the Clown : Yes, I was drinking gasoline, MOTHER!
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Krusty the Clown : [When Bart and Jay Leno are giving Krusty a bath and washing his hair] Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right? Answer me!
Jay Leno : Yes! Now stop squirming. I'm trying to get these tangles out.
Bart : They are just impossible.
[Jay Leno gives him a look]
Bart : Well, they are.
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[Driving home from Krusty's comedy show]
Homer Simpson : From now on, I'm going to be just like Krusty and tell it like it is! Marge, you're getting a little fat around the thighs.
Bart : Dad!
Homer Simpson : You too, Bart.
Marge : Oh Homer, be quiet, you're the fattest person in this car.
Homer Simpson : Aw... you didn't have to tell it like it is.
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Todd Flanders : [after Rod and Todd find Krusty passed out in their backyard] Wow, a clown. Do you think he's evil?
Rod Flanders : [sniffs Krusty] He smells evil.
Todd Flanders : Should we tell Daddy?
Bart : No, let's poke him a little while longer.
Bart : Hey, get away from him, you little freaks!
[Rod and Todd run back into their house screaming]