The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Last Temptation of Krusty (1998)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Janeane Garafolo : I got my period today.

  Marge Simpson : [spits out her drink in shock]  Oh, good lord!

  Janeane Garafolo : Plus I got a new boyfriend, and you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud.

  Homer Simpson : [laughing hysterically]  Yes! Yes! Oh God, yes!

  [thumps his fists loudly on the table, while he laughs] 

• Homer Simpson : From now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!

  Bart Simpson : Dad!

  Homer Simpson : You too, Bart!

  Marge Simpson : Oh, knock it off, Homer, you're the fattest one in the car!

  Homer Simpson : [shocked, hurt]  You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!

• [Moe turns his bar into a comedy club] 

  Marge : Four drink minimum?

  Homer : I'll cover you, honey.

• Homer Simpson : [burning his money]  Take that, you greedy fat cats! Marge, give me your purse!

  Marge Simpson : [quickly to Lisa]  Here's $42. It's everything I have. Run home and bury it in the yard!

  Lisa Simpson : [taking the money]  I love you, mom.

• [Driving home from Krusty's comedy show] 

  Homer Simpson : From now on, I'm going to be just like Krusty and tell it like it is! Marge, you're getting a little fat around the thighs.

  Bart : Dad!

  Homer Simpson : You too, Bart.

  Marge : Oh Homer, be quiet, you're the fattest person in this car.

  Homer Simpson : Aw... you didn't have to tell it like it is.

• Janeane Garafolo : [sighs]  I got my period today.

  Marge Simpson : [spits out her drink]  Good lord!

  Janeane Garafolo : Plus got a new boyfriend, and you know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud.

  Homer : [laughing hysterically]  Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes!

  [thumps his fists on the table]