The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Last Temptation of Homer (1993)

Werner Klemperer: Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink

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• Homer : [Homer gets knocked out and his spirit is pulled out of his body by another spirit]  Who are you?

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Isaac Newton : Homer, I'm your guardian angel. I've assumed the form of someone you'd recognize and revere: Sir Isaac Newton.

  Homer : Sir Isa-who?

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Isaac Newton : [Transforming himself]  Oh, very well.

  Homer : [gasps]  Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : I'm not actually Colonel Klink, I'm just assuming his form.

  Homer : Hee, hee, hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : Homer-r-r! That's not why I'm here.

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.

  Homer : [Flying over a mansion]  Ooh! I would live in a big mansion?

  Mindy Simmons : [Homer and Mindy play tennis while Jeeves looks on]  I'm so happy, darling.

  Homer : I, as well. Are you happy, Jeeves?

  Jeeves : M'yes sir, quite.

  Homer : Then we're all happy!

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : Let's get out of here.

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : [Flying over the White House]  Sure, life is good for you. But what about Marge?

  Homer : [gasps]  Marge lives here?

  White House Assistant : Madam President, your approval rating is soaring.

  Marge Simpson : Hmm...

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : [Homer wakes up back in his body]  This dream is over.

  Lionel Hutz : Hey, you! Get out of my office!

• Waylon Smithers : Simpson, Simmons. You two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention. Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City.

  Mindy Simmons : Wow, Capital City! The Windy Apple!

  Waylon Smithers : Come on, I'll get you the tickets.

  Homer : Oh, this is the worst crisis my marriage has ever faced! Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : [Klink materializes]  What is it? You have a question?

  Homer : Heh heh. Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?

  Homer's Guardian Angel as Colonel Klink : [Surprised]  He did? Mmm!