The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Great Louse Detective (2002)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Groundskeeper Willie, Pop, Drunk #1

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Quotes 

• [while Apu and Sideshow Bob reminisce about Bob's attempt to frame Krusty for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart] 

  Homer Simpson : If you two hens are finished *clucking*, I would like to buy the latest issue of "Jugs & Ammo".

• [Sideshowbob is helping Homer, who has just been elected king of Mardi Gras, find his attempted killer] 

  Sideshow Bob : Homer it's a trap. You only won because someone filled the poll with these.

  [shows votes with all the same handwriting] 

  Homer : Nevertheless, the people have spoken.

• Sideshow Bob : Homer, how can one man have so many enemies?

  Homer : I'm a people person... who drinks.

• Homer Simpson : Hey! Frank Grimes wasn't married! How could have a son?

  Frank Grimes, Jr. : He happened to like hookers, OK?

• Sideshow Bob : Homer, think carefully. Of all the people you have known, who might have reason to do you ill?

  Homer Simpson : Hmm. Well, there's Mr. Burns... Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush.

  Marge Simpson : The late Frank Grimes.

  Homer Simpson : PBS, Stephen Hawking... the fat little Dixie Chick.

  Marge Simpson : And the state of Florida.