The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Great Louse Detective (2002)

Kelsey Grammer: Sideshow Bob

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Quotes 

• [Sideshowbob is helping Homer, who has just been elected king of Mardi Gras, find his attempted killer] 

  Sideshow Bob : Homer it's a trap. You only won because someone filled the poll with these.

  [shows votes with all the same handwriting] 

  Homer : Nevertheless, the people have spoken.

• [Chief Wiggum reveals Sideshow Bob as the criminal who will help catch whomever wants Homer dead] 

  Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : Ahhh! Sideshow Bob!

  Sideshow Bob : Oh, come now. We've been through so much. Just call me Bob.

  Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : Ahhh! Bob!

• Sideshow Bob : Homer, how can one man have so many enemies?

  Homer : I'm a people person... who drinks.

• Bart , Lisa : Aah! Sideshow Bob!

  Sideshow Bob : Please, we've been through so much together. Call me Bob.

  Bart , Lisa : Aah! Bob!

• Sideshow Bob : [to Bart, outside the Simpson house at the end of the episode]  We will meet again.

• [Bob has broken into Bart's room. Bob gags Bart by duct taping his mouth shut but can't go ahead with killing him and instead serenades him with a version of 'Accustomed to his face'. Bart remains gagged throughout although he tries to escape several times as Bob has not restrained him in any other way] 

  Sideshow Bob : I know this chubby scalawag has made my life a living hell. Surely, If I drank his blood, I'd be at peace but well...

  Bart Simpson : [Bart decides to remove the duct tape from his mouth and joins in with Bob]  You've grown accustomed to my face...

  Sideshow Bob : This isn't a duet

  Bart Simpson : Sorry

  [Despite not being explicitly asked to by Bob, Bart decides to duct tape his own mouth shut and allows Bob to sing again uninterrupted] 

• Sideshow Bob : Homer, think carefully. Of all the people you have known, who might have reason to do you ill?

  Homer Simpson : Hmm. Well, there's Mr. Burns... Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush.

  Marge Simpson : The late Frank Grimes.

  Homer Simpson : PBS, Stephen Hawking... the fat little Dixie Chick.

  Marge Simpson : And the state of Florida.