The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star (2005)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Marge : Bart, would you like to say grace?

  Bart : Yesum!

  [Bart says grace in Latin] 

  Homer : What the hell was that?

  Lisa : Bart's speaking Latin, the language of Plutarc.

  Homer : [Homer looks blankly]  Micky Mouse's dog?

• Lisa : That's Latin, Dad; the language of Plutarch.

  Homer : Mickey Mouse's dog?

• Homer Simpson : Shouldn't a person have the right to choose his own religion?

  Lisa : As strange as it seems, Dad, I agree.

  Homer Simpson : What?

  Lisa : Well, as you well know, I'm a fully pledged Buddhist.

  Father Sean : [laughs]  Buddhist? Well, I suppose some children have imaginary friends...

  Lisa : I'll pretend I didn't hear that.