The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Day the Violence Died (1996)
Jack Sheldon: The Amendment
Quotes
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Krusty : Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone. But here's a cartoon that tried to make learning fun! Sorry about this, kids. But stay tuned! We've got some real good toy commercials coming right up, I swear.
Kid : Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
The Amendment : I'm not garbage.
[singing]
The Amendment : I'm an Amendment to be, yes an Amendment to be, and I'm hoping that they'll ratify me. There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom. I wanna make it legal for policeman to beat'em, cause there's limits to our liberty, least I hope and prey that there are, 'cause those liberal freaks go too far!
Kid : Why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
The Amendment : Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the Constitution...
Kid : Then we can make all sorts of crazy laws!
The Amendment : Now you're catching on!
Bart Simpson : What the hell is this?
Lisa Simpson : It's one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation X-ers.
Bart Simpson : We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.
Kid : What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?
The Amendment : Then I'll crush all opposition to me, and I'll make Ted Kennedy pay, if he fights back, I'll say that he's gay!