The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Day the Violence Died (1996)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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[everyone is eating at the table; Abe and Chester glare at each other]
Abe Simpson : I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it!
Chester J. Lampwick : Those corn muffins were lousy!
Abe Simpson : Paint my chicken coop!
Chester J. Lampwick : Make me!
[Abe gets up and the two start brawling]
Marge Simpson : That does it! One of them has to go!
Homer Simpson : Okay, Grampa.
Marge Simpson : No, the B-U-M.
Homer Simpson : Oh.
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Bart : Bye, mom. Bye, dad.
Lisa Simpson : Bye, mom. Bye, dad.
[together with Bart as they head out the front door]
Homer Simpson : Bye, kids. On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer.
Marge Simpson : Bart, Lisa, it's eleven o'clock of at night; where do you think you're going?
Bart : Downtown
Lisa Simpson : We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.
Marge Simpson : I won't have my children sitting alone on a cold dangerous street all night. Homer, you go too.
Homer Simpson : Ohhh. Why can't they just take the gun?